Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Western Desert Egypt, land of camels, oases and the occasional donkey...

Sunset, Western Desert, Egypt
Woke up to the alarm buzzing for the first morning for quite a while, I had slept straight through the call to prayer, although with the campground surrounded my mosques I am still unsure how I managed this!. We headed out of camp on foot bound for Karnak Temple for the 6.30am opening time. As we walked we saw the moon getting ready to set on the opposite bank of the Nile, it was the biggest and yellowiest moon I have seen. Karnak Temple is larger than the other temples we have seen, but does not contain the impressive detail as most of the others. We spent a couple of hours wandering around and taking photos of the 134 huge towering columns and stone sheep carvings then headed back to camp for a breakfast of French toast, nutella and banana and our last shower before Giza, six days away.
Karnak Temple, Luxor
After a quick food shop we headed out into the Western Desert. We were stopped at a lot of police checkpoints on the way out of Luxor, after a few nights of less than desired sleep, I curled up in a ball on the side seat and was out cold under my Maasai blanket quickly, I only woke as I started to get cold...errr, yes I meant to type that, cold. With the canvas sides up and the truck moving at 80km/h things can get pretty chilly in the back sometimes. Shortly after we stopped for lunch on the side of the road, I climbed tot he top of the nearby hill and was surprised at the strange collection of rocks, it was like someone had tipped their rock collection out on the ground. We continued down on of the most scenic roads I have ever experienced, towering limestone (or sandstone) escarpments, cliffs and canyons for about 50km. At the end of the canyon the road flattened out amazingly quickly.
Road weaves through the desert terrain

 Little did anyone in the back know at the time, but we were heading in the wrong direction, north, instead of south west, we were actually on one of the main roads to Cairo and wondering why it was so busy! At one of the intersections we had taken the wrong turn, quite understandable as there are very few signs and most of the signs are in Arabic. After a few more police checkpoints we pulled up on the side of the road for a bush camp, not surprisingly we quickly had a visit from a local, “no English?”, “no Arabic?”, “no English?” we assumed that he wanted either money or didn’t want us to camp there and money... ha ha, no grass, no toilets, no showers, no trees, no water, no money! As Mark had reversed the truck back to pull off the road the mud guard got caught on the tyre and ripped off, the sand was soft so we camped quite close to the road, the traffic went all night! A full moon rose (the real moon variety) and very soon the cameras were out getting photographs, myself cursing the bastard who stole my tripod, yet again! The temperature in the desert dropped away incredibly quickly and very soon we were viewing our travelling companions wearing clothes not yet sighted, I was very excited to pull my striped beanie out of my locker to keep my ears warm. Spencer and I were the only ones to not put the rain cover on the tent; we woke up with damp sleeping bags from dew. With the smell of Spencers ass I wanted as much ventilation as possible!
Sunrise, Western Desert
A 6am start the following morning, it turns out that there are places in Egypt where you can avoid the call to prayer, you just need to get out into the desert! We left camp at 7am heading in the right direction. Ronald had been tracking our direction the day before and had announced that our campsite was the same distance away from the oasis we were heading to as out campsite in Luxor had been!, all part of the adventure and another story for blog readers I say. After driving a few hours we somehow accumulated a police escort, there were four guys with machine guns following behind us in a police vehicle, occasionally using their siren to remind us that they were there. We stopped on the outskirts of a town called El Kharga. Not quite sure what the problem was, Mark went into the tourist information office to sort it out, our police escort then followed us into the centre of town, we did a 540 degree turn through a roundabout, I assume to piss the escort off. Upon parking the truck we realised that our police friends are guarding it for us, a man standing right at the back of the truck with an AK-47. I am getting much more used to seeing guns the further that I travel through Africa, but seeing a machine gun so close to me still has an effect on me. After witnessing the power of an AK-47 in Cambodia when Spencer fired 50 rounds in about 10 seconds it is scary to think that so many young police officers, security guards hold them so complacently on the streets. Spencer and I went for a stroll to find a toilet, he claimed that he was desperate, but kept turning down every available toileting spot, to finally walk a huge lap and end up in the same street. After he returned from his hiding spot in the trees, I ducked around the corner for a wee, it’s all good until I realise that there is a camera aimed at me, then realise it’s my own camera with Spencer holding it! I manage to zip my pants up just as a car drove past, the man behind the wheel looked left, looked right, then swung his head so quick as to give himself a neck injury!, now that’s the meaning of rubbernecking! I have never seen someone move their block so quickly! From there we got two bags of chips and two cornetto ice creams for 5 pound (less than one Aussie dollar), we found a place to sit in the shade to devour our ice cream and were annoyed when we realised that the man who had tried to sell us something (we think) earlier was loitering around us. After looking up to see him staring at me on three separate occasions I flung my arms up in the air in a “what the f&*k” type of expression, not a good idea, then he was over trying to talk to us with a big smile on his face. He didn’t speak any English so had no idea what I was talking about when I told him to stop staring at me and to go away (not in those exact words), we walk back down the street only for him to follow. Spencer had the next go at him, again lost in translation. We were confused as he had nothing apparent to sell and hadn’t asked for money, we had no idea of his purpose. I decided he was a bit loco, but Spencer claimed that he was too well dressed, I decided he was a loco with a very caring mother (he was about 30). On our way back to the truck we stopped at a sweet stall where Mark and Kyle were buying something, we got a huge candy/toffee like Frisbee thing, walking away from the stall we see the man who had been following us again! Spencer waved him on his way and we continue on our merry way back tot he truck which is now guarded by about 10 men with guns. We figure a game of scrabble is in order and set up the board on the footpath, much to the amusement of passing traffic. After pomegranate, chocolate and cheese for lunch Jen, Jules and I were leading thanks to some great words like ferment and quin the local police arrive in even greater numbers and we are ushered to the police station, with about 20 tiles left to play we were sitting out the front of the police station whilst Mark was inside registering our details, the scrabble board had been carefully picked up and the game continued on the top of the esky in the back of the truck. The police escort followed us out of town, still sounding the occasional siren. We stopped on the outskirts of town so some people could have a swim in an irrigation channel with suspect floaters which looked remarkably like poo on the top. I declined a swim, immersing myself in poo water surrounded by armed Arab men and men armed with mobile phones with cameras didn’t really seem inviting! Spencer went in and smelt suspiciously like poo afterwards! Whilst sitting in the truck I realise that the man who was following us was sitting just outside the truck, with the police. Turns out he is an undercover tourist police, following us around to make sure we were safe and sound, and he was armed. Now I can say that I have sworn at an armed Arabic man in Africa and lived to blog the tale. My suggestion to the tourist police is to get ID cards made up to show the tourists that they are protecting exactly who they are. The only time I have felt uncomfortable in Egypt was because of the people who are there to protect me! We drove for a couple of hours still being followed by five armed police officers behind us, we made a bush camp behind a mobile phone tower and our police friends parked up behind us. They then left to head back into town for food and gear to sleep the night. After a ‘what would you do if you heard gunshots coming towards the truck and you were in the desert?’ type conversation over dinner (most people put down to run for the hills, despite the raging full moon that was leaving shadows across the land). I took some night shots of the truck and phone tower.

Camp by the mobile phone tower, you can see our police escort vehicle behind the truck
                                     
We woke up in the middle of the night to hear a car slow down on the highway and then pull off the road, I looked out of the tent to see lights pulling up two meters behind the truck. The occupants of the car got out and were standing around the truck holding a very loud conversation in Arabic. By this stage I am starting to plan what I am going to take for my evacuation into the desert if the situation declines. Eventually the second car leaves and the following day we discover that the original police escort abandoned us sometime during the night, ‘what the?...’ The next morning we stopped at a town called Mut, which had an old abandoned section of town.

Old Town, Mut
We went for a stroll through the ramshackle assortment of mud brick and straw houses that had been abandoned. We climbed to the top of one of the houses with a local man in tow who insisted that we come to his house for tea, with no time for tea before the truck left we declined the offer, he instead walked us back through the maze of alleyways to the truck. I used the toilet near the truck, only to be surprised by a local boy bathing in a green wheelie bin in the female toilets! Hilarious! Burbs was on cook group by himself that night, to speed the sightseeing process up so he had time for shopping, we had seen him sprinting through the old town with his camera out in front taking photos as he sped through. We continued on our way, stopping at Mut Well 3 for a swim in a hot spring at a hotel. The water was very brown and all our togs were filthy afterwards, but the water was warm and the closest thing any of us will get to a shower for six days. A man from the hotel was trying to sell us beers for 25 pound, they are usually about 8! You can buy 25 falafel burgers for 25 pound! After drying off we clambered back into the truck and continued down the road, passing some magnificent but barren mountains with not a scrap of foliage on them. We also passed some irrigated areas which were oddly green in the dry desert. We stopped at El Mozawaka tombs which is a small hill with tombs dug into it. You could look in and see bodies in the tombs, some had several in each and others were so close to the entrance that you could reach in and touch them if so inclined.

Spencer tries to pose as a photographer....he didn't fool anybody!
Untamed Outback...appropriate!

The following morning we stopped in a town called Farafar to buy lunch and for food group shopping. We continued onto some calcium carbonate formations in the desert, some photos and a game of Frisbee, we followed the backtrack for a while longer, seeing more stone formations and lots of alabaster laying on the side of the road.

Calcium carbonate formations, Western Desert
Burbs with his best Arab pose on!
Spencer and myself, Western Desert
Lunch time

The sand on the road was pretty soft in spots and eventually we came across a permanent tented camp with a swimming pool (there was not a drop of water or tree anywhere for miles). The man at the camp told us we would not be able to continue on the road in the truck, so we turned and made our way back tot he highway. We stopped in an area which was a petrified forest, we found many strange rocks and some petrified wood, some of which looks like petrified mangrove roots. With the calcium carbonate in the soil it was almost impossible to take your sunglasses off; to do so would be inviting snow blindness. That night we made camp in the White Desert Natural Preserve, which is full of white domes, which remind me of a smaller, white version of the bungle bungles in Western Australia, as we had driven past a police patrol and were not sure if camping was allowed we waited until after dark to put our tents up or fully unload the truck. A few of us went for a walk whilst waiting for the sun to set, we headed east and were surprised to find lots of other people camping nearby, complete with camels!   

Corrogated road, White Desert Natural Preserve
Fisheye view of the White Desert

Myself, White Desert Natural Preserve

Other campers, White Desert
White Desert Natural Preserve

The Saffa brothers, White Desert

While packing up the following morning I almost fell over in the dish water that had been discarded, it had turned the ground more slippery than Teflon! Again I blamed my crocs and relived my ‘almost toilet disaster’ where my right foot slipped out from beneath me and the only thing that saved me from remaining, to this day, in splits position on the toilet floor was the fact that my pants were around my knees and therefore saved my legs from adopting the full splits position! We made a stop for lunch and cook group, chocolate pudding with last nights leftovers, awesome! I had been looking forward to Son’s chocolate pudding since Ethiopia! We stopped at a cultural museum which turned out to be a very weird place, no entry price signs, no person there a head of clay statues that people wanted to buy but the man kept saying they were not for sale, there were lots of rooms set up in a traditional manner and all made from clay. We were not sure if the man was trying to charge us money as we left, he seemed unable to produce a price for our five minute wander through the gallery. When we were climbing onto the truck he was hurriedly shouting Arabic into his phone, we assume trying to get the owner o the place there to sort things out, we were long gone....We continued down the road, upsetting more locals; after stopping and walking over to some old roman ruins, three opportunists followed us over trying to extract money from us by saying that the ruins were on property owned by them...yeah right! And besides, you would have more luck in squeezing blood out of a stone than money out of a group of people who have not worked for at least six months!  They were persistent, following us right over to the truck and still asking for money as we were driving off! Sitting in the truck with people asking for money is common practice over here anyway! (I will point out that there was no ticket booth, fences, signs or anything at this site, the information that we had also said it was free).

Old Roman Ruins

That night we set up camp near another mobile phone tower, again, right on cue, a local man arrived to check out proceedings, but strangely, he didn’t want money and was happy for us to camp there! After dinner, before the long awaited chocolate pudding Kyle, Kenji, Gab and I wandered over to the train line. Ronald had used his blackberry earlier to look up the train timetable, but found that there were only freight trains on no set timetable that day (Ronald has become the truck librarian, finding out cricket scores, locations, train timetables and scrabble dictionary contents!) Armed with Canon cameras and me with a camp stool as a tripod (again cursing the bastard who has my tripod, hope they have poked out an eye with it) We take a couple of shots down the lines, talk some camera talk, all interesting stuff like f-stops, aperture, ISO’s etc etc, then we see a light up the track and think that ‘just maybe’ its a train, I look and announce it’s just a truck on the road, nope the ‘chuf, chuf, chuf, chuf’ sound does it, it’s a train, “cripes, I have a fish eye lens on and I’m in the desert, at night with a train coming!”, after contemplating allowing huge amounts of sand onto my sensor by changing lenses, I decide that without a proper tripod my photos are probably going to be pretty ordinary anyhow, so I leave the fisheye on. (a fisheye lens is a very wide angle view, meaning that it can capture a photo of almost 180 degree view, making everything look much smaller than it is in real life, still don’t understand...imaging the complete opposite of a telephoto zoom lens) A quick 30 second discussion about settings and who is going to do what and we are set up, staggered along the tracks about 2m from the expected train. I have always believed that trains create a sucking effect as they pass and tell everyone to secure their lens caps, as the train approaches we hear a man on the train yelling something to us, then we get blasted with sand...remember we are in the Western Desert of Egypt. I still wonder what the crew on the train must have thought when they saw us there, possibly assumed we were bandits! We had a variety of shots, all at different settings, but none compared to seeing the train barrelling through the desert in the middle of the night unexpectedly! After all 80 odd carriages pass it’s then time to compare our shots and then head back to the truck to clean off our beloved Canon cameras...gee I keep good company, only thing that would have made it better would have been Dranspaddock there with her Canon camera (and if I had a proper tripod!).

Kenji takes a long exposure photo of a passing freight train, Western Desert
What better place to lay on train tracks for a photo (this was after the train had passed!)
Downloading photos with the electricity from the phone tower, Western Desert....true Untamed Outback Images style!

After  the sand has been eliminated from our pride and joys it’s time for chocolate pudding, complete with fresh strawberries and cream, awesome! Pudding was even better than last time and completed a great day in style! After dinner it was announced that when we arrive in Giza we will be having a full truck clean, everything, absolutely everything, out of the truck and clean. Following that announcement was another, that the following day would also be ‘no swear day’ to raise money for movember, Jen’s response “what? On truck cleaning day?” ‘No swear day?’ hmmm, now that’s a problem for me at the moment, it’s been far too long since I spent a day in a work place or with my mother (Hi Mum, love you!) that my swearing is out of control. I get out of the tent and my first word is a swear word!, at five pounds a word and no income, I announce a vow of silence for the day! (Yeah, those of you who know me, know that I have even less chance of achieving that as I do of not swearing or summiting Mt Everest without oxygen wearing a bikini). Mark paid a 200 pound “all you can swear pass” and was throwing words about, the rest of us couldn’t afford 200 pounds for the luxury of unlimited profanities so had to keep them in check. I did notice a wider use of the English language that day! We drove through fog into Giza, the fog cleared to show smog! We stopped at a service station to get the chassis of the truck pressure sprayed then headed into our campsite, seeing a decapitated horse floating in the drain. 20 million people (only two million less than the whole of Australia) live in Cairo and traffic is crazy!, every road appears to be a one way street so we ended up doing a few laps to get to the campsite. On the way we got our first glance at the pyramids, ‘crickey, they are big!’ After aspiring to see the pyramids since I was about 12, I was prepared to be disappointed, but I was able to announce that I was impressed already! We had a bit of time for lunch before truck cleaning started...errr, or should I say the bitch and whinge fest! From where I was scrubbing and cleaning everyone looked to be getting right in and doing a good job, but there are some people who will find fault at anything that some people do...emphasis on the ‘some’. I put my head down and scrubbed and seemed to avoid any shrapnel. It was a bloody big job, when it was said that ‘everything’ came out oft he truck, it was no kidding. Even the seats were removed and scrubbed, all the food items were washed, sugar, tea and spice containers emptied and washed then refilled, cutlery, plates etc, pots were scrubbed back to silver. It is good to use clean gear again, I am glad that there are no dusty roads between Cairo and Istanbul! Afterwards most people indulged in a beer, ‘no swear day’ appeared to be over so we all indulged in a tad of swearing and I had a soft drink! Yay! After the drinks it was time for a shower, the first in six days, heaven!

Truck cleaning day
The following morning we headed to the pyramids, upon arrival the truck was thoroughly searched and we had to walk in through security and meet the truck on the inside. The saffa brothers decided to get on their Arab get-up and before we could say ‘Arabs’ the whole truck were reinvented as Arabs, I have to say that it just completed my pyramid experience to see all of us dressed up! We wandered around the great pyramid (Cheops) which is the largest at 146m, followed by the pyramid of Khafre (Chephren) which is the one you see with part of the limestone veneer still intact. It is smaller than Chephren, but is sits on higher ground so looks taller.  The inside of a pyramid is hot and stuffy and incredibly narrow. After entering the passage way drops away sharply and is enough to invite claustrophobia. There were no paintings like inside the tombs and all the artefacts have since been moved to the Cairo museum or to other museums around the world. It’s impressiveness is in the mass of small tunnels designed to trick any tomb robbers and the awareness of millions of tonnes of bricks over your head! We got back on the truck and drove up to the viewing point, now I thought that the truck attracted a lot of attention before... but  that’s nothing compared to the attention an overland truck full of Arab impersonators at the Great Pyramids of Giza attracts! At the viewing point we were aware of some people taking photos of us instead of the pyramids! We then made our way down to the sphinx; only half of it is open for viewing so it was a push and shove fest to bustle your way into a position to get a photo. Tour guides really need to sort their s&*t out and not decide to talk to a group of 50 people in a doorway, blocking the other 100 people a minute wanting to get through that doorway!. The Sphinx was not as impressive as I had imagined it to be, maybe I should have viewed it before the pyramids, at 20 odd meters high, it’s a short ass compared to a 146m pyramid! The sphinx really needs his nose back, Napoleons army shot it off and now its in the British museum...send it back! Selleys should sponsor the glue to stick the honker back on!

AK (Adam Kennedy) and Spencer at Giza
Myself and Spencer, Arab style
Spencer and myself infront of the second pyramid
Getting back on the truck
Hendrick, Spencer, Myself, AK, Burbs, Son, Kenji and Ronald at the pyramids lookout
Ronald, Burbs and Spencer, Giza

 Spencer was on cook group that night; he whipped up veggie burgers that most of the carnivores preferred over the beef variety. The following morning we had an early start for the short drive into Cairo, mainly to avoid the traffic and also to ensure there was a parking spot (or three consecutive ones) in the car park where the truck will be parked up for the four days we will be in Cairo. Even early in the morning the traffic was ridiculous, the truck did some pruning of the trees down a couple of side streets. Our hotel is good, on the ninth floor above KFC, opposite the train station and over the road from the museum. Spencer and I headed off to get some supplies, after checking the museum opening times and turning down many, many taxis we cross the Nile on foot, about the 30th time we have crossed the Nile in the past three months. We took the train down to the main train station to book tickets to Alexandria in a few days time, what an experience!, the station is undergoing renovations and the ticket counted has been moved, we had to find the tourist police to ask where it was as most of the signs were in Arabic, we find the ticket office (we had previously walked into it but not realised we were in the right place) We line up at one counter and wait, then are surprised and pleased to find that the man behind the glass speaks English, he directs us to the next counter, we wait at the next counter until he man who pushed in front of us is served and then are redirected back tot he original counted, again we wait till the rude bastard who has pushed in (honestly there is nothing bar physical violence, that you can do against a huge Egyptian man wearing a suit who pushes in front of you) So we are then redirected back to the other counter, ‘what the?’ No, we are directed two counters up! With the interpretive help of a local man we buy our tickets, all written in Arabic! It shall be interesting trying to find the right platform! We get the train back to our stop but decide to ride the trains for a bit, what the hell, our ticket cost all of 20 Aussie cents, lets get full value out of it! Depending where the train was on the line would depend on the amount of people on it. Riding Egyptian trains when they are empty is great, when they are full is not so great, 90% of the inhabitants are males and 100% of them are sleazy, even the kids! Damage done; one old man knocked for six by both myself and then Spencer, hey I was going out the exit door, he was attempting to barge in before I had left the train, he deserved everything he got! 3 boys got ‘the bird’ from both Spencer and I and five young boys were ignored for their stupidity and massacring of the English language. One helpful man shunned as we had had enough by that stage! We then go searching for a card reader, after over 50 shops (Spencer sitting beside me claims it was 200!) I find one, and a tripod! Spencer had not been at all in favour of me buying another tripod that was anything less than perfect or anything cheaper than super-expensive as he claims that he is sick of hearing me bitch and whinge about substandard tripods....well I was going to wait till I got home for a great one, but I feel like I have a brand new BMW in my tripod (compared to resting a ridiculously expensive camera on a camp stool) and will make sure never to whinge about it’s short comings (at least in Spencers earshot!) we then attempt to find the truck, not as easy as we thought, round and round in circles, my feet aching from carrying my camera bag and tripod miles and miles, we arrive back at the hotel after way too may km’s and way too many people trying to extract coin out of us and after one man telling us to ‘walk like an Egyptian’, I mean what the? No one in Egypt walks like that!  
Today we spent the morning at the Museum of Egyptian Antiquities, when lonely planet described it as having too many artefacts, I didn’t take too much notice, but there simply are too many artefacts! Over 100,000! It put me more in mind of a storage shed than a museum. We paid the extra to go into the royal mummies room, looking upon a 3000+ year old mummy is a weird experience. From there we checked out Tutankhamen’s treasures, another weird time, I vaguely remember seeing the Tutankhamen exhibition at the Melbourne museum when I was a kid, I don’t think I understood much about him at the time, but remember being amazed at the funary mask. Seeing it again on the other side of the world so many years on seemed surreal.  Spencer feels that they possibly would have used a copy for the exhibition in Melbourne, shall have to research that one!  Seeing so many artefacts has me in a mixed mind about the Cairo museum, way too much Egyptian history in one place, just imagine if the museum was destroyed? The reason it is all there was originally to protect if from tomb robbers, however so many of the statues and stone work could be returned to the temples, especially Karnak, which I said earlier appeared to me missing the finer details, well it is, they are all in the museum in Cairo!
Toilet break, Western Desert
Truck waits for us as Crystal Mountain, Western Desert

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Egypt; Aswan and Luxor, Tombs, Temples and Taxis... and "No, I don't want a horse ride, a felucca trip, or anything else you are trying to sell me!"

View across the Nile from Aswan McDonalds
We checked out of the ‘luxury’ of our Aswan hotel (hey, if I have a toilet and shower that I can use without protective gear or walking outside, it’s luxury!) 14 of us headed down towards the river to find our felucca, a traditional Egyptian sail boat. We were all pleased to see that there was no seats onboard, just a big, bed, sort of like a giant version of ‘the beach’ on the truck, but room enough for everyone and it doubled as our dining room. After zig-zagging up the Nile for a short time we had to stop at a police checkpoint, seems they are even on the river! We have a super-close viewing of the hull of one of the large cruise ships which sail up and down the Nile with hundreds of scantily clad European tourists in swim wear which should be banned, sunning themselves on the deck of their top level pool. Luckily we turned just in time, and continued our zig-zag course, which I believe is called ‘tacking’ up the river. We stopped by the side for lunch; flatbread with all the trimmings. After a conversation centred around ‘just how far Allison walks to go to the toilet’ (honestly, I think I have done more squatting in my lifetime than 99% of people!, but obviously still have hung onto my prudish ways! Unbeknown to me, my toileting walks have been the talk of the truck) We continue on our merry way, most people sucking down Stella beers and me being a grumpy ass about NOT sucking down stella beer! We ‘park’ our felucca on the side of the river near a sandy bank, with a toilet which has seen way too many s&*ts and far too few cleans in it’s very long life span. A couple of people jump off the felucca for a swim, a few head off to the river bank for some photos and a ‘nature walk’ whilst others remain in laying luxury of the felucca, watching the waters of the Nile pass by.
Mosque, Aswan
Aswan, taken from the roof of Hathor Hotel




Artwork, Abu Smbel


Abu Simbel

Felucca as through the fisheye
Felucca passes under a bridge

Me, relaxing on the felucca


Spencer drinking his Stella


Jules, Jen and Ish stike a pose
Felucca on the Nile
Our 'Campsite'
That night we headed into the local village for dinner, We sat on the floor of a villagers house and devoured more flat bread, this time with different trimmings, and removed ourselves outside. We started getting smashed by sandflies and the conversation turned again to photography, much to the disappointment of those amongst us who are not into photography (they number about three). Kyle points out that my red crocs are surrounded by black sandals in the doorway so I attempt to take a photo, which turns out to be many photos due to my attempt to use my flash unit with a fish eye lens...hmm, the flash only illuminates a part of the almost 180 degree view of the fisheye! A couple of men sitting inside beckon me in and ask me to take their photographs, now this is quite amusing as I have the fisheye lens on, which turns out some wicked distortions at times, these guys have possible seen as many cameras on as many occasions as I have been wrong, so they were quite amused with their partially distorted images on the LCD screen.  From there I attempted to get their address so that I can mail them some photos when I get home, not an easy task with little English on their side and no Arabic on my behalf, I hope that I got the address right.
Dinner on the floor in the village
Love the red crocs
Two men who were very amused to see themselves through the fisheye
We were then invited into the adjoining house to take photographs, initially we thought that the ladies were shy as they scurried off when we appeared looking like the paparazzi, they had their head coverings off and quickly went to affix them and put on some make-up! One lady was more than happy to sit on the bed whilst her young child was sleeping whilst I took a photo, even the flash firing didn’t make the child stir, much less the noise of 5 or 6 ‘photographers’ or the excitement of the women.



Mother and child, local village
Myself with local lady
m&m man tries his hands at sailing
We slept on the felucca, the waves from the passing luxury liners rocking us to sleep nicely. Our alarm clock sounded at 4.50am to the tune of ‘allah, allah, allah....arrr, arrrggg, ahhhh,  allah’. , like seriously is there nowhere in this country where you can escape the speaker range of a mosque? Honestly, we could see no infrastructure from our Nile camp, so how the hell could allah dial a direct line into our felucca at 4.50am? We had a leisurely breakfast and then floated across the river, following the direction of the current until it was swimming time (we were about 100m away from camp!). The water was fantastic, after three laps around the felucca came the hard task of climbing back into it; well no one told me that! Once back in we drift another short distance before lunch is served, the staple flatbread with a slightly varied set of trimmings this time around.  That afternoon we set up camp in the felucca on the shore of the Nile, seemingly a mile away from anywhere, still not far enough to escape the clutches of allah, though... Sleeping on the felucca was a very comfortable affair, for anyone wanting to try it my advice is to gain a front row pew, feluccas are widest at the front, meaning that you will not be kicking (or being kicked) by the person on the other side of the felucca. The down shot of the front row is that the food will need to be passed over your bed so you need to sit up at least three times a day!

Lunch onboard the felucca
Spencer looking like he is working
Lunchtime!
After departing from the felucca we boarded a mini van, (well, lose use of the word boarded, more likely we breathed in and slammed the door before someone spilled back out!) Honestly, can 14 people, one esky, 44 beers, 6 boxes of water and all gear for three days really fit into ONE Toyota hiace? Of course! There was even room for one more, and possibly a chicken or two if required!
We stopped at Ombo to see the Temple of Haroeis, then continued on to Edfu where we visited the Temple of Horus, one of the best preserved temples in Egypt. Walking around Horus, it became apparent that Horus wasn’t the main tourist attraction, the tourists themselves were, and they were all entered into a competition to find the worst dressed tourist of 2010. Honestly, some of these people really need a good amount of time in front of a mirror to sort out their image. There is a huge difference between the attire of a tourist on a one country trip to Egypt and Africa overland travellers; one is functional, the other is not.!
Temple of Horus


                                 

For those of you that know me, you know that I do not pretend to be into fashion in any way, by either wearing it or taking an interest in it. Regardless of this fact, I still think that I have something to offer the general Egypt traveller in the way of fashion advice and here it is...
  1. There is absolutely no need for stilettos of any colour, size, shape or design whilst walking in the Valley of the Kings. The Kings are not going to care whether your shoes match our outfit (which is possibly on it’s own level of ridiculousness) and Tutankhamen’s eyes were dried up too moons ago to notice your footwear
  2. If you are fair skinned and live in a country where you get five minutes of sunshine a year then it’s just poor fashion sense to wear a green singlet when you are going to be in the sun all day long. It’s an old one but it’s still good “red and green should never be seen” needs to be adhered to, especially when in such royal company, AND when that royal company does not care much for Christmas decorations!
  3. If you are over the age of 40 and you are NOT in the 0.10% of the population who’s butt is genetically (or surgically) not prone to drooping, then wear respectable length shorts. No one except sleazy Egyptian men want to see sagging middle aged ass cheeks hanging beneath the hem of your shorts. This crime is heightened by a high waistband, anything above the belly button went out in the early nineties, and that’s the way it should stay!
  4. White, frilly and lacy dresses have two uses; 1. On your dolls, when you are like 8 years old. 2. on your wedding day. A day of sightseeing should not be confused with either of the above situations, for most people who are not mentally challenged, it should be apparent that they are not getting married at that ancient temple or that they are not a doll living in a huge stone dolls house. Leave the frills at home girls! For the good of the universe and just to help out our fellow human beings, it’s a great idea to help these poor, lost souls out by informing them that it’s NOT their wedding day, for best effect, ensure a large crowd is nearby.
  5. There is no need to wear matching shirt and pants (unless you are being paid for your presence at a workplace)There is also no need for team uniforms in any marriage, AND THERE IS DEFINATLY NO NEED FOR HUSBAND AND WIFE, TOP AND BOTTOM MATCHING UNIFORMS! (well, maybe there is a need; entertainment value, the initial sighting, the photo shoot and laughing with fellow travellers and posting the photo online for the world to see (well maybe just the 150 odd people who view this each week! He he he
  6. You can never have enough red zebra t-shirts for travel (or home or work for that matter), they are a functional, sensible addition to any wardrobe, especially when teamed up with a pair of red crocs. Safety note on the crocs, many African toilets have large amounts of a liquid that I hope to be water on the floors, wearing crocs with a worn down sole is an extreme sport in this setting
See? no need for matching uniforms!
                                                        
We finally arrive in Luxor, clamber out of the minivan, some of us with luggage permanently embedded into our ribs, to appreciate the new sign writing on the truck and appreciate the new lights fitted tot he passenger cab (the truck now doubles as a disco hall) Our taxi driver stands around hoping that one of us is going to pay him a tip, nope, way too many Aussies and Kiwis in this minivan! The driver eventually tries to extract money from Mark, another Aussie, still no luck!
The following day Spencer is on cook group so heads out with Hendrick in search of food for that night and the following morning. We then set out to purchase a ‘teacher card’ which enables us half price entry into most sites in Egypt, after an hour on this task, and one McDonalds session later we head back to camp without the cards so that I can go fishing that afternoon. Now maybe I am used to decent fishing gear, or maybe I am a fishing snob, along with being a fish snob, but I must sat that I was not at all impressed when handed an eggbeater reel that had to be hand fed out and hand fed in on a crappy rod with a hook hanging of the end of a monofilament line, no leader, no sinker, no floater, no worm....yep, worm, it wasn’t on the hook then, but it sure was in a minute. Apparently the Egyptians put their worms on a little different than us (Nah, f&*k off, who fishes with worms, apart from those afflicted with the intestinal type), the second mate openly laughed at how I had impaled my worm, and finished the little bastard off by impaling it from head to (almost tail) on the hook, then ripping the poor thing in half and throwing the rest overboard....burly anyone? After trolling my worm carcass for 20m I give up in disgust and decide to take up drinking again. Burbs caught two tiny fish, like 3cm, but with a little creative photography and a whole lot of Photoshop may look promising!, Kenji also pulled in a whale sized catch...well maybe in 40-60 years!
We drift back across the Nile (seriously we haven’t even moved out of sight from where we departed from!) and take a swim, after washing my bikini that morning and rushing to organise myself for fishing, mine is hanging off the tent, so I decide to do the underwear swim. After four cans of Stellar beer we pull back into the wharf and I announce that I need to go tot he toilet, and what a great decision! I used the most fantastic toilet, it was clean, sparkly, had soap, toilet paper, marble floors AND handtowels, but not the paper hand towels, it had REAL handtowels, YES the real ones that you use and put in the little basket to be washed...well not mine....I acquired that to aid with my hygiene routine whilst in the western desert! (No I am usually not so wound up in bathrooms, and I have used many great bathrooms in my years, just not THIS year!, this one was like sight to a blind man!)
 From there six of us headed into a bar for more beers and some sheesha. We started to walk the couple of kilometres home but after being offered a horse ride, (about the 100,000th for that day) and getting all six of us in the carriage for 10 Egyptian pounds, ($1.60AUD) we took up the offer. Arriving back at camp we find dinner on the table, fish and chips, or ‘fush ‘n chups’ for the kiwis, have another beer, talk some s&%t then clamber into our tents.
The following day Spencer and I managed to purchase our teacher cards, for 95 Egyptian pounds; the first people to buy there’s paid 85, the next paid 90, then we were charged 95?.....reason, recouping of lost profits, they had overcharged Jen the previous day by 10 pounds, when he asked us where we were staying he added the 10 pounds onto our price! AND THEN...asked us to get Jen to bring the extra change back...hmmm, now that was an instruction which was lost in translation!
Avenue of Sphinxes
From there we headed to the Luxor Temple an amazing place. The avenue of the sphinxes once had 730 human headed lion stone carvings; it was amazing enough to see the 50 odd that remain! We dodged and weaved our way through the busloads of tourists clad in matching uniforms, short shorts, short tops and everything else which constitutes as a fashion crime.
Luxor Temple


Luxor Temple

Later that afternoon saffa (South African) Robert and I headed off on our food mission for cook group, armed with a cooks.com curry recipe and a recipes.com.au golden syrup dumplings recipe we head in the direction of the market, turning down the countless offers of “taxi”, and “horse ride”. Arriving at the market we realise at once that it is a Friday afternoon, (Friday is the day of rest here) and that few shops are left open. After walking away from a produce seller after he continued to charge us too much for some potatoes, we added up the price of the 2kg of spuds which had caused the issue, 60cents! We find another produce seller and get some fruit and vegies and a tip off of where to find some meat, we are advised to take a taxi to find the wonderful market where there is a meat counter ‘this long’ (like 5m long), Robert gets the taxi driver to take us for 5 pounds, down from the initial asking price of 20 pounds, he assures us that he knows where we want to go, Robert has memorised the name and keeps saying it, after two left hand turns it’s apparent that he does not know of the meat counter ‘this long’ and we pull over for an interpreter. Ahh, it’s not ‘hafallll it’s hafalll’ he says... hmmm, sounds the same to me! We turn left, again, and again and I think maybe another 20 times and I am bamboozled, I announce that I have no idea which direction I’m facing and that I would have no way of finding my way back to the camp. Then we pull up out the front of the same supermarket where Spencer and I had got food for lunch, it’s a long way to walk home with food for 20 people! We purchase all required gear for the feast, only substitution was a date syrup instead of golden syrup, which turns out to be an excellent substitute if you can source any date syrup at home! And get the bloke from the supermarket to drive us back to camp for 3 pounds, bargain!
The Muslim lady on the check out gives me a funny look (or maybe I’m just paranoid), but I think she was wondering how in the space of three hours I had shopped with one bloke, then returned to do another shop with another, this one about 5 years younger than the first! Tea was good, dumplings seemed a hit and the mess was all cleaned up pretty early. This was only the second time I have had to cook since Nairobi, I will possibly not have to cook for another two weeks, luxury!
After a breakfast of pomegranate, banana, pineapple, oranges, yoghurt, flatbread and cereal Spencer, Kaye and I head to the West Bank of the Nile in search of the Valley of the Kings and the Valley of the Queens. We manage a private boat across the Nile for one pound each, although this took a bit of negotiating and a couple of walk-offs. Once at the other side, we set out on foot for the ticket office and then to Valley of the Kings. On the way we come across a taxi driver and hire him to take us to the ticket office for 2 pounds, he turns lemons into lemonade and manages to sign us up for a full day of private taxiing for 80 pounds, he also tells us to go first to the Valley of the Queens as the tour buses start off at the Valley of the Kings. Valley of the Queens has three tombs open currently, there is absolutely no photography at any of these sites, but I can tell you that there is some amazing artwork adorning the walls of the tombs.  I am still not sure why the Bangles had a hit song called ‘Walk like an Egyptian” I am still to notice anyone walking in the manner of the film clip, and the only strange thing I could say is that in all the artwork, every Egyptian is shown standing with their legs straight and feet both facing the one direction; a very uncomfortable looking sideways!
Valley of the Queens

Temple of Hatshepsut,
Myself at Temple of Hatshepsut,
We then head to the Valley of the Kings, a much more impressive version of the Valley of the Queens. What amazed me the most was the mountain range in which you could not find one blade of grass, or bush or tree, it’s just nothing...expected when it hasn’t rained here for over 2 years!
I coughed up the extra money to pay a visit to the mummified body of Tutankhamen and his tomb, Spencer couched up the money to see the Ramses IX tomb, then we viewed Thutmosis, Siptah and Ramses  III. Which were all very impressive in their own way, We arrived back at the taxi late to find the taxi driver was not at all happy about being kept waiting, or paying the 5 pound to re-enter the car park in search of us! Last historical stop for that day was the funary Temple of Hatshepsut, which is a huge building carved out and built in sandstone into the limestone hills. This is the place where 60 odd people were murdered by Islam extremists in the 90’s, although you wouldn’t know it today, there is no memorial or signs, just the part of the temple where the atrocities occurred (people were tortured and disembowelled) remains closed.
We manage to find a boat to take us back for one pound, this time we managed to find a boat with three crew who were all stoned off their faces and offering us joints, err, no thinks, just sail! Now had I any hesitations about how stoned they were, I had confirmed the fact when the man said we had paid ‘too much’....hello, we are in Egypt, nothing is ever too much!


The following morning we were up at 5am, this wasn't an issue as the calls of Allah roused us at about 4.40am! Into a taxi, onto a boat to cross tot he west bank, another taxi and then we piled into our balloon. Spencer and I managed to secure a corner spot, the basket contained smaller pens, each for 3 'bigger' or 4 normals...we were in the normal category! We drifted slowly over some amazing sites, and many that we had seen the previous day, sighted Valley of the Queens, and lifted up to 1000m to see the Valley of the Kings. The view over the Nile was amazing, it is like a great big green snake, weaving it's way through a barron desert. Even the desert was better from the air, you could see all the areas where water would run off with rain, not that it occurs often! It had been quite cool overnight, but the gas burners kept us warm, too warm! I had to turn my face away when we were rising as it felt like my skin was melting! We had a smooth landing, in our brace positions, I ended up behind Spencer as there was not enough room in our basket to go side by side, so I was glad that the basket didn't tip as I would have been squashed beneath him and my camera bag was in the mix somewhere too!
Getting ready for lift off
Nearing the Valley of the Queens
The gas burner is unbelievably hot
Temple of Ramses
Jen and Jules were in the rainbow balloon on the right of this photo
Pasture land




Nile river makes an interesting contrast against the desert






Packing up



From here we head out to the Western Desert tomorrow to check out some more desert and the oasis's, then onto Cairo and Giza!